No Limits Racing Pine Acres Trailer Park (2) Strip Poker Anyone?

Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 10, 2013 11:58PM
#13 – Fleur De Prix

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That Carlos was one scum sucking no good maggot infested weasel, thinking he could buy off Fleur with his big fancy wad of notes, and claims that he only had eyes for her. Then he must have eyes in the back of his head, his fingers, and his dick, cause they always looking at other women. Fleur chewed her gum lazily as he said his peace, and then strolled off to his fancy car, that near tore up the bitumen, as he headed for the local. No way was she going to be his next victim, no siree bob. One thing about Fleur, she was mighty independent, and liked it that way. Sure, she had her sights on one day being Mrs Nascar, but for now, she had bigger problems…the rent. And just when you thought things couldn’t possibly get any worse.

“FLOWER!!…Randy done throw me and the kids out on the street, and shacked up with some funky squinty eyed ching chong, that does them fancy nails. Can me, and the kids come stay, I promise you won’t be hearing a peep.”

Shock a dollar, it was Joelene and her rag tag bunch of kids; seven in all to six different fathers. Last one, she was holding in her arms was as dark as chocolate drops, and Randy from memory was …..so not. Joelene had pulled up in her beaten up station wagon, with all the kids hanging out, either picking their noses or pulling each other’s hair.

Fleur wanted the ground to just swallow her up, as the screams and hoots from the kids had her putting her hands up to her ears.

“I can have ya here till Sunday…after that you gotta get things right with Randy.” Fleur said with her hands on her hips, as Joelene passed her the newest baby and kissed her cheek. The baby smelt so funky, that Fleur’s face turned green.

“You got any beers?” Joelene said, wiping her hand under her nose and sniffing loudly.

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“Not for long…”

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 12:17AM
Billy Bob’s

Billy bob had been watching a lot of the comings and goings in the park. Drinking being one of his favorite past times he decided that it was time to party. Inviting a few of his friends over the back of his yard soon became rather raucous. Billy Bob was on his 6th or 7th beer by the time he began howling like a dog. There was a stripper bouncing around nearly topless on the trampoline out back. His mechanic buddy was doing a keg stand while the rest of them all began dancing around a pit fire. They even had their own homemade hot tub. The music was bumping and soon even the neighbors might show up.

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One could only guess?

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 01:04AM
#13 – Fleur De Prix

Fleur’s trailer had become a mad house, with the kids having more or less taken over much of the living areas. Fleur tried to rain the little buggers in, but needless to say that after Joelene had made the kids some special herb muffins, using Fleur’s secret stash….the kids were tripping.

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Unable to stand it anymore, she could see the flicker of flame coming from up Billy Bob’s end of the trailer park. There was hollaring and hooting, and people clearly having a better time, than Fleur was at that moment. As one kiddy toddled past with a cereal box on his head, and slamming into the walls, Fleur announced.

“Going out…don’t you burning down my trailer while I’m gone. AND if I find any you in my bedroom, I swear I’m gonna make sure none of you can sit for a year. COMPRENDE?” Joelene swaggered out of the kitchen, with young Randy jnr on her hip. “I got this Flower…you go have yourself some fun.” Fleur was not entirely trusting of Joelene being alone in her trailer, even with all those kids. Slamming the fly door, she headed down the small dirt road up to Billy Bob’s, where they had set up a rather interesting new hot tub…over an open fire pit. She could hear Billy Bob hollaring like some old yella, and she put her hands on her hips and said.

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“How many you done have to drink, Billy Bob? No full moon tonight, unless you decide to drop your pants.” One of the other girls at the party handed Fleur a beer, and she cracked it open with her right breast. “Let’s get this party started…woooohooooo!”

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 01:33AM
Billy Bob’s

Fleur arrived just after Billy Bob had finished his second howl. She said..

“How many you done have to drink, Billy Bob? No full moon tonight, unless you decide to drop your pants.” 

Billy Bob laughed drinking his beer.

“Maybe after a game of strip poker. I’m down. Ya scured? “

Taking a deck of cards he layed them out on the picnic table daring Fleur, Larry and the other blonde who had just cracked the beer open with her titties to play.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 01:51AM
Billy Bob’s

So that was the game Billy Bob wanted to play; Strip poker. It was no surprise, when Fleur took a swig of her beer and saw the picnic table that had the deck of cards laid out on it. Fleur eyed the other blonde, who had just twisted the beer cap off her nipple, and shrugged.“You got less clothes on then me, girl. They going to have you showin’ more than your damn muffin top…but the whole works. Eh…I need the entertainment. Count me in, Billy Bob!” Fleur hollared, liking the fact she had more clothes on than most. For once, she was grateful.

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Sitting herself down on an upturned concrete mix bucket, she sat down her beer on the picnic table, and then cracked her knuckles as she looked at Larry. “Name the game, Larry. I intend to win this bitch…though I ain’t lookin’ forward to seeing you all in the nude.”

She took a handful of nuts from a bowl on the table, and started to pop them in her mouth crunching loudly.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 02:04AM
Billy Bob’s

Larry began to shuffle the cards then said rather simply..

” Seven Card Stud. Eight’s Wild.” 

He kept shuffling in a mechanical way then began to deal the cards out while drinking the beer.

Billy Bob looked Fleur in the eyes. Then handed her a freshly opened beer as the cards were dealt.

” Well Fleur lets get this party started like ya said. yeee-aaah!” 

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 02:27AM
Billy Bob’s

Fleur took the offered beer with a crooked smile, tossing the used bottle behind her in to the trash can. Larry had made the call, that it was Seven card stud, Eight’s wild. This was a game she knew all to well, and watched the cards being dealt out clockwise, one at a time.

” Well Fleur lets get this party started like ya said. yeee-aaah!” 

“I be doing that. Alright who is placing down an ante in the pot? Blondie? What you going to put in? Earrings or an anklet?” Not thinking that the girl would jump straight to it, and start to take off her bikini top.

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“Ya damn show off. Are they even real boobies?” She said, chewing on a nut, unimpressed.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 02:43AM
Billy Bob’s

Billy Bob took his cards neatly from Larry as they were passed. He was thinking he might offer out his hat for ante when Fleur mentioned it. He became rather distracted when the blonde took off her top. Her headlights were rather nice. Nor compared to Fleur’s from what he could tell, but he would have to wait and see. He neatly placed his hat in the ante pile.

“Here ya go.”

He didnt have a lot on anyways. Just shorts socks boxers his hat and some sneakers. It had been a hot day.

Larry took off his shirt as he wasnt wearing a hat, exposing his hairy back. The smell was atrocious.

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Even Billy Bob was like “Damn Dude! “

Grabbing a can of body spray from the trailer and spraying Larry down with it.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 02:53AM
Billy Bob’s

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From fake breasts, to the incredible backwater jungles of Larry’s back, Fleur found herself gobsmacked. Why, they could bring in the TV crew from Ripley’s believe it or not, and get a month’s worth of stories in this trailer park. So shocked and disgusted was Fleur, by Larry’s hairy situation, she couldn’t help but utter.

“What are you? A stand in for Chewbacca at those Sci fi fairs?” She said with her southern drawl, while Blondie was doing all she could to get Billy Bob’s attention, smooshing her boobies together, and making goose lips. Fleur looked between them and rolled her eyes. She took of her bandana, that she used to hold her hair in place and set it down on the table as her ante.

“Okay..one of you deal the cards, before this turns into an episode of Animal planet.”

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 03:09AM
Billy Bob’s

Billy Bob laughed at Fleur’s commentary.

” Wasn’t Your mom in one of them there sideshows? ” 

Larry kicked Billy Bob under the table.

” Don’t be talking about my momma! It was my Aunt. Aunt Janet. And she was a perfectly respectable woman. She had a disability. ” 

Larry finished dealing the cards passing out the final set of cards to each of the players. with Billy Bob snickering at Larry and grinning at Fleur wondering what she was gonna ante.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 03:21AM
Billy Bob’s

Blondie stared down at the bandana, that Fleur had placed as her ante, and raised an eyebrow slyly. “You can do better than that Daisy.” Her accent had a nasally sound to it, and Fleur wanted to smack her chops, for calling her Daisy. Grumbling, Fleur stood up and took off her shirt, up over her head, exposing her floral bra beneath. She dumped it in the center of the table and said.

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“Happy Pamela?” Fleur was referring to Blondie as Pamela from Bay Watch. Fake tah tahs and all. Fleur thought they must be hard as rocks, and wondered why they seemed to be a little oddly matched, one being bigger than the other.

The cards dealt, two cards face down and one face up, and Fleur looked over at Billy Bob and asked;

“I didn’t know mullets were still in fashion. Billy Rae Cyrus done got rid of his. But with his daughter, I’m surprised he’s got any hair at all.” Fleur said, toying with her beer bottle.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 03:48AM
Billy Bob’s

Billy Bob watched Fleur removed her shirt. Her floral printed bra was quite nice he thought to himself.
He began to look at his cards with a wry grin.

Larry was quite distracted by the blond shaking her chest. She seemed to have taken an intrest in Larrys back hair and had begun braiding it. She was quite drunk.

After he heard Fleur’s comment regarding his hair Billy Bob thought it was a compliment.

” Well yes it has taken me many years to grow it to what it is now. It’s retro. ” 

He then began pouring shots of shine for each of them out of the cask he had. It came from the special still he kept running periodically. It was after all a special occasion. He didnt often have a party like this.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 04:19AM
Billy Bob’s

“I was right…its the discovery channel.’

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That was Fleur’s reaction to Blondie braiding Larry’s back hair. Had they even remembered that they were playing a game of strip poker, or were they going to descend into checking each other for lice soon. One look at Blondie, and Fleur was sure that Larry would probably find some, if he went hunting in her jungle. Fleur actually felt like she had something in her mouth, watching the pair, gagging slightly, and then decided it was best to focus on the game of cards, and not the newest exhibit for the local zoo.

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Checking her cards, she squealed as she had three 3.’s. Her eyes darted to Billy Bob, who was bringing over some of his own back yard moon shine for them to try. Apparently, he had his own backyard still. Fleur sniffed it warily, then asked.

“Is this eighty percent pure? I bet it could strip the paint off Blondie’s nails.”

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 04:30AM
Billy Bob’s

Billy Bob had handed them all their shots of shine. Raising his glass he took a big shot of the hard liquor.

” To you Fleur! Now let’s raise this ante! it’s time to raise the stakes! ” 

As he said it he took off his shirt exposing his lean chest.

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Larry and the blond each seemed to be preoccupied but Larry did manage to throw his socks off.

Once again luckily Billy Bob had the spray can handy and hit him up heavily with it.

Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 04:58AM
Billy Bob’s

There is a thing about raising the stakes, and then…there’s Larry’s socks. Those things, were a lethal weapon, when removed from his feet and thrust onto the growing pile in the middle of the table. Now, sure, Billy Bob was spraying Larry and his socks with enough Fe-breeze to wipe out a small village, but the smell had Fleur covering her nose and mouth. It..was rank.

“There should be a law against his socks.” Fleur exclaimed, while Blondie seemed to be glued to Larry’s back. Truth was, her fingers were now stuck in admist of all that back hair.

“A little help here.” Blondie begged as she tried to pull her fingers loose, only to have them become more entangled, than before. On closer inspection, it appeared like Larry’s hair was…still growing.

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Fleur grabbed her shot and downed it fast, trying to stop herself from being sick. This game went from being somewhat sexy, to totally horrific. She grabbed a second shot and downed it, as Blondie squeaked, when someone offered to use a weed whacker to help free her from Larry.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 05:39AM
#9 – Della

Because of the upcoming time trials the following afternoon, Della had opted to crawl into bed early so she could be well-rested and alert. She could not afford to make mistakes.

She had been asleep only an hour when the hooting and hollaring started down the street. Groaning, she shoved her pillow over her ears to drown out the noise and it seemed to work for a short time. She drifted back to sleep.

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Another hour later, the hooting and hollaring penetrated even through the thickness of her pillows and she glanced at the clock.

“1 in the fucking morning!” she snarled, climbing out of bed. Not caring that her hair was a mess and she was in a tank top and a skimpy pair of boy shorts, she stomped out of her trailer and up the road to where she could see a roaring fire in Billy Bob’s yard. There were drunk and naked or half naked people running around creating all kinds of noise and she was outraged.

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She found Billy Bob and company in the backyard, apparently playing strip poker. And would wonders never cease? There was Ms Fleur, Trailer Park Queen of the Year.

Rolling up her imaginary sleeves, she stomped her way toward the little group, observing what looked like a deformed gorilla and a crooked titty bimbo engaged in a game of “Scratch My Back Hair & I’ll Scratch Yours”.

“Do you have any fucking idea what the fuck time it is?” Della snapped, catching everyone’s attention. “I don’t know what the hell you do for a living, but I have a fucking time trial tomorrow and I need my sleep. So tone that shit down or I’m calling the cops!”

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 07:12PM
Billy Bob’s

Billy Bob was laughing his ass off as they tried to free the blond’s hands from Larry’s back. They seemed so excited at first to be “playing together”. I guessing braiding back fur could only get so exciting he thought to himself.
It was about at that time that Della came in yelling..

“Do you have any fucking idea what the fuck time it is? “I don’t know what the hell you do for a living, but I have a fucking time trial tomorrow and I need my sleep. So tone that shit down or I’m calling the cops!” 

Billy Bob quickly responded to the situation by saying..

” So sorry. Were just having a lil fun. We will try and keep it down.” 

Grinning he poured them all another glass of shine. Larry seemed a bit detached having lost a lot of back hair in the process of the removal from the blond’s hand to hair.

Billy Bob was wondering if Della would stay or head out.

Shortly after all heard a resounding yell from Larry.. OOOOOWWWWW!

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 15, 2013 09:30PM
“So sorry. Were just having a lil fun. We will try and keep it down.” Billy Bob explained.

“Well your fun is causing me to lose sleep. Keep it down.” she snapped.

At that moment, the gorilla yelled out in pain as the blonde finally freed her fingers from his back.

Shaking her head in disgust, Della went back to her own trailer, slamming the door behind her.

Not sure if he would keep his word, she decided to wear her iPod to help her sleep. She clicked it over to the Soothing Sounds of Nature tracklist and slipped on her earbuds.

In no time at all, she was back to sleep.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 16, 2013 03:12AM
Billy Bob’s

Fleur must have been on her fourth shot of this moonshine, and she was already starting to sway, when none other than Della rocked on up and starting braying like a mule with a hot potato wedged up her ass.

“Do you have any fucking idea what the fuck time it is? “I don’t know what the hell you do for a living, but I have a fucking time trial tomorrow and I need my sleep. So tone that shit down or I’m calling the cops!”

Fleur looked stunned, cause like this was a trailer park, not the Hilton. Not like the people around these parts were going to obey any curfews or laws on making noise, why it only encourages them even more. What surprised Fleur, was that the monkey sex act on the other side of the picnic table was getting mighty freaky, with Blondie starting to rip out half of Larry’s back hair. Much worse than any Korean bikini waxer ever could.

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“Ooo that sounds painful. Blazing balls Blondie, are you ripping off his skin too. You got blood all over your fingers.”Sure enough, the Blonde in her mad effort to get free of Larry’s chest hair was ripping up his back something fierce. Fleur tried to get to her feet, as the sight of his hair…the blood…Blondie’s mismatched boobies, was making her feel sick.

“Had a great time, Billy Bob…but now…now I think I’m going to go…be sick. Have a nice..*hic*…night.”

Now..Fleur didn’t really take the short way home. No sir, she took the long way…and on that way, she was sicker than a woman that just ate 2 dozen raw bad eggs. Fleur doesn’t remember exactly where she threw up…but it was in the window of someone’s car. It had a letter box near it….number…9. God help them when they get up early for their time trials.

Thankfully, after wiping her mouth and staggering a bit further, she found her trailer, and promptly fell asleep in the kiddy pool just outside the door. Luckily…it was empty.

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Re: (RP) Pine Acres Trailer Park
November 16, 2013 04:13AM
Billy Bob’s

Larry was writhing in agony and luckily by the next couple of shots of shine had passed out in the backyard.

Fleur had bid the whole group adieu saying..

“Had a great time, Billy Bob…but now…now I think I’m going to go…be sick. Have a nice..*hic*…night.” 

Billy Bob tried to say good night but Fleur was already walking off before he could.

The blond bombshell was all over him before long having washed herself off. Still topless she had lost her shirt somewhere in the yard. they went in the trailer supposedly “to find” a new one. Before long the trailer was shaking and moans were hard coming from the inside of the trailer.

She was a loud one. Next thing in the morning all he could remember was her ass in his face and how hard they rocked the trailer.

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